Kathryn's Rules For Dating

1) Do not give your phone number to people doing community service.
A) They've probably committed a crime. ( I.E. attempted murder, vehicular manslaughter, rape...)
B)Violent tendencies spread futher than the club.

2)Don't date men who find Jesus suddenly.

***3)If they have failed multiple relationships or been married more than once and divorced more than once, there is a reason.

4)Military men discharged from the military unless for a physical reason, if the military doesn't want them, neither do you.

5)Disassociative qualities- RUN.

6)Internet dating is taboo.

******7) SEX does NOT equal LOVE

8)Any man who is 16 years older: Bad. Should not happen unless he is old, rich and ready to die.

9)If sleeps with friend, don't sleep with him again.

10) Always meet men through friends of friends
A) if when you meet him, he proceeds to tell you extensive things about his psych evals, and his ex-wives, red flag for CRAZY.

11) Do NOT give it up on the first date (unless uber hot)

12) Want a successful relationship=respect. if by the third date, that does not exsist, they aren't worth it.

13) CONDOMS. Free at planned parenthood, KAthryn will buy when she gets a job.

14) Reminds you of ex-wife, fill in for what they no longer have.